Monday, September 20, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Hologram On Id Illinois
Funny Lyrics - Letter to parents
Dear Parents!
Druh team told us that we all write to the parents, because most likely you saw the flood on TV and was very worried.
Nothing we is not. Water only grabbed one of our tent and two sleeping bags. Fortunately, none of us did not drown, because when it happened we were all in the mountains and we were looking for Chris, who has been missing. Call us, please, to his mother, Chris, tell her that all was in order and that he found himself. Chris himself can not write to her, because he broke both hands as you fall from a rock. Chris went out to look for a pick-up `em team event. It was amazing. We never found Chris in the darkness, if not lightning. Druh Team terribly pissed that Jasper went up without saying anything to anyone. Chris said that he had spoken to him yet, but it was during the fire, so team probably did not hear him.
Did you know that if you throw a bottle into the fire with gasoline can explode? Wet wood is not burned, but one of our tents so. Also some of our clothes. Well, Stefan will look so amazing, until I grow back his hair.
We will be home on Saturday if the team this time to repair the car. This incident really was not his fault. The brakes worked OK when ruszaliśmy. Companion said, that this old car had a right to spoil. Probably because it was so old no one wanted to insure it. But all in all, we believe that this car is pretty cool. Like the companion team. We do not make excuses like nabrudzimy in the car, and when the cabin gets hot companion allows us to go to jail. It is hard so it was not hot like we're going on to 10 people. But since a police patrol stopped us on the highway no longer get on the Pake.
Have I mentioned that the companion is a good driver? Prior to this incident taught Rysiek ride. But relax, just let him ride faster on mountain roads where there is almost no traffic. From time to time there are only passing truck.
This morning all the boys jumped into the water from the rocks and swam in the lake. Companion would not let me, because I can not swim, and because of these Krzysiek his hands, so the two of us swam in the lake by canoe. Cool lake. And deep. Although some treetops protrude above the water surface. Companion is not annoying like other drużynowi. Even though we do not marudził that life jackets are not dressed. Now he spends a lot of time repairing the car, so we try not to turn back his head stupidities.
already have gained first aid badges. When David dived in the lake and cut his arm, we assumed he tourniquet. Me and Mark zwymiotowaliśmy then, but the best man said that it probably was just food poisoning after eating the remaining chicken. Best man said that he just vomited pojedzeniu, which he ate in prison.
We are very pleased that he came out and became our team. Companion said that it is now much smarter and that would do much better than then. I do not quite know what's going on. I must go now. We go to the city to send letters and buy bullets. Do not worry about me.
is OK. Regards. 
Dear Parents!
Druh team told us that we all write to the parents, because most likely you saw the flood on TV and was very worried.
Nothing we is not. Water only grabbed one of our tent and two sleeping bags. Fortunately, none of us did not drown, because when it happened we were all in the mountains and we were looking for Chris, who has been missing. Call us, please, to his mother, Chris, tell her that all was in order and that he found himself. Chris himself can not write to her, because he broke both hands as you fall from a rock. Chris went out to look for a pick-up `em team event. It was amazing. We never found Chris in the darkness, if not lightning. Druh Team terribly pissed that Jasper went up without saying anything to anyone. Chris said that he had spoken to him yet, but it was during the fire, so team probably did not hear him.
Did you know that if you throw a bottle into the fire with gasoline can explode? Wet wood is not burned, but one of our tents so. Also some of our clothes. Well, Stefan will look so amazing, until I grow back his hair.
We will be home on Saturday if the team this time to repair the car. This incident really was not his fault. The brakes worked OK when ruszaliśmy. Companion said, that this old car had a right to spoil. Probably because it was so old no one wanted to insure it. But all in all, we believe that this car is pretty cool. Like the companion team. We do not make excuses like nabrudzimy in the car, and when the cabin gets hot companion allows us to go to jail. It is hard so it was not hot like we're going on to 10 people. But since a police patrol stopped us on the highway no longer get on the Pake.
Have I mentioned that the companion is a good driver? Prior to this incident taught Rysiek ride. But relax, just let him ride faster on mountain roads where there is almost no traffic. From time to time there are only passing truck.
This morning all the boys jumped into the water from the rocks and swam in the lake. Companion would not let me, because I can not swim, and because of these Krzysiek his hands, so the two of us swam in the lake by canoe. Cool lake. And deep. Although some treetops protrude above the water surface. Companion is not annoying like other drużynowi. Even though we do not marudził that life jackets are not dressed. Now he spends a lot of time repairing the car, so we try not to turn back his head stupidities.
already have gained first aid badges. When David dived in the lake and cut his arm, we assumed he tourniquet. Me and Mark zwymiotowaliśmy then, but the best man said that it probably was just food poisoning after eating the remaining chicken. Best man said that he just vomited pojedzeniu, which he ate in prison.
We are very pleased that he came out and became our team. Companion said that it is now much smarter and that would do much better than then. I do not quite know what's going on. I must go now. We go to the city to send letters and buy bullets. Do not worry about me.
is OK. Regards.
Subjunctive Spanish Ppt
Funny texts - political systems
Feudalism: You have two cows . Caring for them, and your senior takes some of the milk.
slavery system: You have two cows. You care for them, it gives you some milk.
COPY SOCIALISM: You have two cows . The government takes them and puts in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
REAL SOCIALISM: You have two cows . The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They work together with former breeder chickens. You have to deal with the chickens the government took from their breeders. The government gives you as much milk and eggs, unless in accordance with need.
National Socialism (Fascism): You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk of the national flag.
COPY COMMUNISM: You have two cows . Your neighbors help you take care of them and they all share the milk.
SOVIET COMMUNISM: You have two cows . You have to be take care of them and the government takes all the milk.
Dictatorship: You have two cows . The government takes both and shoots.
Singapore DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . The government punishes you for keeping two fine animals in an apartment without permission.
Militarism: You have two cows. The government takes both and takes you to the army.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures transactions. Press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government does nothing.
ITALIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Before the morning milking listening to the radio to find out who is prime minister today and what it means for your cows.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows . At first the government regulates what you can feed and milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY: You have two cows . Either you sell the milk at a good price or your neighbors will try to kill you and take the cows.
Capitalism: You have two cows . You sell one and buy a bull. Government must not do anything.
Far Capitalism: You have two cows . You sell them your company stock market, using an irrevocable letter of credit guaranteed by the bank in-law. Then do a swap transaction with the fund, so you regain all of his four cows and get a tax deduction for the rearing of five cows. Right to milk six cows are selling on the futures markets through an intermediary to a Cayman Islands company of Panama, whose shareholder is hidden brother's wife. The rights to all seven cows milk and your company buys back the stock exchange, which in the annual report has eight cows on the stock with an option on one more. At the same time killing her two cows, because they had bad Feng Shui.
PROEKOLOGIZM: You have two cows. The government forbids you to milk them and kill. After a penalty put them in the apartment, and throws you to the barn.
FEMINISM: You have two cows . Marry and adopt a calf. Prior to arrange a strike against the domination of the cows and bulls are demanding equal rights in the form of bull-milking and birthing their calves.
Totalitarianism: You have two cows . The government takes both and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned production and consumption.
libertinism: You have two cows. One read constitution, believes in it and has some good ideas for government. Running in the elections and while most people believe that the cow is the best candidate, nobody except the other cow did not vote for her because we all think that it would be throwing their vote away.
LIBERALISM: You have two cows. What do you do with them is your business.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes . The government needs to take harmonica lessons. 
Feudalism: You have two cows . Caring for them, and your senior takes some of the milk.
slavery system: You have two cows. You care for them, it gives you some milk.
COPY SOCIALISM: You have two cows . The government takes them and puts in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
REAL SOCIALISM: You have two cows . The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They work together with former breeder chickens. You have to deal with the chickens the government took from their breeders. The government gives you as much milk and eggs, unless in accordance with need.
National Socialism (Fascism): You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk of the national flag.
COPY COMMUNISM: You have two cows . Your neighbors help you take care of them and they all share the milk.
SOVIET COMMUNISM: You have two cows . You have to be take care of them and the government takes all the milk.
Dictatorship: You have two cows . The government takes both and shoots.
Singapore DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . The government punishes you for keeping two fine animals in an apartment without permission.
Militarism: You have two cows. The government takes both and takes you to the army.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures transactions. Press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government does nothing.
ITALIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Before the morning milking listening to the radio to find out who is prime minister today and what it means for your cows.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows . At first the government regulates what you can feed and milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY: You have two cows . Either you sell the milk at a good price or your neighbors will try to kill you and take the cows.
Capitalism: You have two cows . You sell one and buy a bull. Government must not do anything.
Far Capitalism: You have two cows . You sell them your company stock market, using an irrevocable letter of credit guaranteed by the bank in-law. Then do a swap transaction with the fund, so you regain all of his four cows and get a tax deduction for the rearing of five cows. Right to milk six cows are selling on the futures markets through an intermediary to a Cayman Islands company of Panama, whose shareholder is hidden brother's wife. The rights to all seven cows milk and your company buys back the stock exchange, which in the annual report has eight cows on the stock with an option on one more. At the same time killing her two cows, because they had bad Feng Shui.
PROEKOLOGIZM: You have two cows. The government forbids you to milk them and kill. After a penalty put them in the apartment, and throws you to the barn.
FEMINISM: You have two cows . Marry and adopt a calf. Prior to arrange a strike against the domination of the cows and bulls are demanding equal rights in the form of bull-milking and birthing their calves.
Totalitarianism: You have two cows . The government takes both and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned production and consumption.
libertinism: You have two cows. One read constitution, believes in it and has some good ideas for government. Running in the elections and while most people believe that the cow is the best candidate, nobody except the other cow did not vote for her because we all think that it would be throwing their vote away.
LIBERALISM: You have two cows. What do you do with them is your business.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes . The government needs to take harmonica lessons.
How To Play With A Guys Balls
Funny Lyrics - Chocolate better than the guy
Chocolate does not criticize you.
Your parents always praise your chocolate. Chocolate
you will not cheat.
You can go to bed with chocolate and will not be any trouble.
You always know where was your chocolate. Chocolate
never weep if you were not good for her. Chocolate
can not leave you.
not have to translate before the chocolate with a headache. "
Chocolate does not go with the "boys" and does not leave you alone.
Chocolate always tastes good. 
Chocolate does not criticize you.
Your parents always praise your chocolate. Chocolate
you will not cheat.
You can go to bed with chocolate and will not be any trouble.
You always know where was your chocolate. Chocolate
never weep if you were not good for her. Chocolate
can not leave you.
not have to translate before the chocolate with a headache. "
Chocolate does not go with the "boys" and does not leave you alone.
Chocolate always tastes good.
Labeling Parts Of A Viking Ship
Funny Lyrics - The computer and the woman
with your computer, you can "to" always do, anytime (even more), with a woman does not always ...
computer always waiting for you.
you computer does not compare with the previous user.
computer does not say how hopeless was the previous user.
computer never forgets your birthday.
computer does not ask, Is there another computer in your life?
computer never talks about marriage.
computer does not fall in love with you after one session.
computer does not look in your notebook.
computer if you have no interest accounts.
computer never say, "Just Friends."
your computer does not use razors.
computer does not take you to the "cross- fire questions, "when you start the session.
can easily turn off the computer.
computer is ready whenever you are ready.
Computers do not care how long you will be using his account.
computer does everything you tell him.
computer does not care about age difference.
computer does not care whether you're married.
computer does not become pregnant.
computer does not get nervous when you use other computers.
computer is not arguing for equality.
computer does not forces you to meet with their parents.
computer does not have anything against you shared it with a friend.
computer is never tired and has no headaches.
Komputerowi not mind if you do not like his friends.
If you're comfortable with a computer, then you can quickly change to another.
For a size is not important.
average computer session lasts four hours.
never have to say "sorry" for your computer.
You can log on to several computers simultaneously.
can have multiple computers and have no trouble.
You can connect to your computer and it will always be prepared for it.
computer does not have to tell them that you love.
Expenditure on computer can be predicted.
computers is predictable behavior.
When replacing the computer owner is not life threatening.
computer still does not place new requirements.
third parties access to a computer can be controlled.
Computers can not even dance and do not require this from you.
computer is slow to anger.
Computers do not require maintenance. 
with your computer, you can "to" always do, anytime (even more), with a woman does not always ...
computer always waiting for you.
you computer does not compare with the previous user.
computer does not say how hopeless was the previous user.
computer never forgets your birthday.
computer does not ask, Is there another computer in your life?
computer never talks about marriage.
computer does not fall in love with you after one session.
computer does not look in your notebook.
computer if you have no interest accounts.
computer never say, "Just Friends."
your computer does not use razors.
computer does not take you to the "cross- fire questions, "when you start the session.
can easily turn off the computer.
computer is ready whenever you are ready.
Computers do not care how long you will be using his account.
computer does everything you tell him.
computer does not care about age difference.
computer does not care whether you're married.
computer does not become pregnant.
computer does not get nervous when you use other computers.
computer is not arguing for equality.
computer does not forces you to meet with their parents.
computer does not have anything against you shared it with a friend.
computer is never tired and has no headaches.
Komputerowi not mind if you do not like his friends.
If you're comfortable with a computer, then you can quickly change to another.
For a size is not important.
average computer session lasts four hours.
never have to say "sorry" for your computer.
You can log on to several computers simultaneously.
can have multiple computers and have no trouble.
You can connect to your computer and it will always be prepared for it.
computer does not have to tell them that you love.
Expenditure on computer can be predicted.
computers is predictable behavior.
When replacing the computer owner is not life threatening.
computer still does not place new requirements.
third parties access to a computer can be controlled.
Computers can not even dance and do not require this from you.
computer is slow to anger.
Computers do not require maintenance.
Cat Feces White Specks
Funny texts - stickers on the bumpers
- If you do not like my driving - get off the sidewalk.
- Watch out for the idiot behind me who is going.
- Sponsored by Dada
- Old but paid
- Yes, it's true, I'm slow .... but I am going before you
- Wal mother in law is a car ahead.
- Overtake! Someone is waiting for your kidney
- I take my time, I go to work ...
- Wal boldly. You pay!
- MAFIA - company car
- POWER come - on maluchu
- My other car is a porsche
- If you can read the inscription that is placed with read!
- Insured by the Mafia, tap me and we'll tap you!
- no trumpet! OBUDISZ DRIVER!
- TRAP CAR, NOT ELSEWHERE
Park - If you see this word. is going far too close to
- WARNING! I prawko a week ...
- Beetle does not waste oil, just to say your site!
- I do not believe in rust.
- not trumpets, the faster I can not.
- not trumpets, robim what możem!
- I have a broken horn. Watch the middle finger of the hand.
- Please do not enter into my luggage - my lawyer is on vacation.
- Attention! The driver has with him only 20 zł a small ammunition.
- Drug said: NO. But I did not listen.
- Do not drink and drive. You tap someone on the bumper and the spilled.
- You're not hemoroidem - do not hold up my ass.
- What's so close, yet will not even know!
- Taxi mommy
- HOW I grow up
MERCEDES - 2 fast 4 you
- U.S. NOT DOGANIAT
- Wal boldly. Collect the new!
Soon another new texts. 
- If you do not like my driving - get off the sidewalk.
- Watch out for the idiot behind me who is going.
- Sponsored by Dada
- Old but paid
- Yes, it's true, I'm slow .... but I am going before you
- Wal mother in law is a car ahead.
- Overtake! Someone is waiting for your kidney
- I take my time, I go to work ...
- Wal boldly. You pay!
- MAFIA - company car
- POWER come - on maluchu
- My other car is a porsche
- If you can read the inscription that is placed with read!
- Insured by the Mafia, tap me and we'll tap you!
- no trumpet! OBUDISZ DRIVER!
- TRAP CAR, NOT ELSEWHERE
Park - If you see this word. is going far too close to
- WARNING! I prawko a week ...
- Beetle does not waste oil, just to say your site!
- I do not believe in rust.
- not trumpets, the faster I can not.
- not trumpets, robim what możem!
- I have a broken horn. Watch the middle finger of the hand.
- Please do not enter into my luggage - my lawyer is on vacation.
- Attention! The driver has with him only 20 zł a small ammunition.
- Drug said: NO. But I did not listen.
- Do not drink and drive. You tap someone on the bumper and the spilled.
- You're not hemoroidem - do not hold up my ass.
- What's so close, yet will not even know!
- Taxi mommy
- HOW I grow up
MERCEDES - 2 fast 4 you
- U.S. NOT DOGANIAT
- Wal boldly. Collect the new!
Soon another new texts.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
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