Sunday, September 19, 2010

Labeling Parts Of A Viking Ship

Funny Lyrics - The computer and the woman







with your computer, you can "to" always do, anytime (even more), with a woman does not always ...

computer always waiting for you.

you computer does not compare with the previous user.

computer does not say how hopeless was the previous user.

computer never forgets your birthday.

computer does not ask, Is there another computer in your life?

computer never talks about marriage.

computer does not fall in love with you after one session.

computer does not look in your notebook.

computer if you have no interest accounts.

computer never say, "Just Friends."

your computer does not use razors.

computer does not take you to the "cross- fire questions, "when you start the session.

can easily turn off the computer.

computer is ready whenever you are ready.

Computers do not care how long you will be using his account.

computer does everything you tell him.

computer does not care about age difference.

computer does not care whether you're married.

computer does not become pregnant.

computer does not get nervous when you use other computers.

computer is not arguing for equality.

computer does not forces you to meet with their parents.

computer does not have anything against you shared it with a friend.

computer is never tired and has no headaches.

Komputerowi not mind if you do not like his friends.

If you're comfortable with a computer, then you can quickly change to another.

For a size is not important.

average computer session lasts four hours.

never have to say "sorry" for your computer.

You can log on to several computers simultaneously.

can have multiple computers and have no trouble.

You can connect to your computer and it will always be prepared for it.

computer does not have to tell them that you love.

Expenditure on computer can be predicted.

computers is predictable behavior.

When replacing the computer owner is not life threatening.

computer still does not place new requirements.

third parties access to a computer can be controlled.

Computers can not even dance and do not require this from you.

computer is slow to anger.

Computers do not require maintenance.

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