Feudalism: You have two cows . Caring for them, and your senior takes some of the milk.
slavery system: You have two cows. You care for them, it gives you some milk.
COPY SOCIALISM: You have two cows . The government takes them and puts in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
REAL SOCIALISM: You have two cows . The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They work together with former breeder chickens. You have to deal with the chickens the government took from their breeders. The government gives you as much milk and eggs, unless in accordance with need.
National Socialism (Fascism): You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk of the national flag.
COPY COMMUNISM: You have two cows . Your neighbors help you take care of them and they all share the milk.
SOVIET COMMUNISM: You have two cows . You have to be take care of them and the government takes all the milk.
Dictatorship: You have two cows . The government takes both and shoots.
Singapore DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . The government punishes you for keeping two fine animals in an apartment without permission.
Militarism: You have two cows. The government takes both and takes you to the army.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures transactions. Press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government does nothing.
ITALIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows . Before the morning milking listening to the radio to find out who is prime minister today and what it means for your cows.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows . At first the government regulates what you can feed and milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY: You have two cows . Either you sell the milk at a good price or your neighbors will try to kill you and take the cows.
Capitalism: You have two cows . You sell one and buy a bull. Government must not do anything.
Far Capitalism: You have two cows . You sell them your company stock market, using an irrevocable letter of credit guaranteed by the bank in-law. Then do a swap transaction with the fund, so you regain all of his four cows and get a tax deduction for the rearing of five cows. Right to milk six cows are selling on the futures markets through an intermediary to a Cayman Islands company of Panama, whose shareholder is hidden brother's wife. The rights to all seven cows milk and your company buys back the stock exchange, which in the annual report has eight cows on the stock with an option on one more. At the same time killing her two cows, because they had bad Feng Shui.
PROEKOLOGIZM: You have two cows. The government forbids you to milk them and kill. After a penalty put them in the apartment, and throws you to the barn.
FEMINISM: You have two cows . Marry and adopt a calf. Prior to arrange a strike against the domination of the cows and bulls are demanding equal rights in the form of bull-milking and birthing their calves.
Totalitarianism: You have two cows . The government takes both and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned production and consumption.
libertinism: You have two cows. One read constitution, believes in it and has some good ideas for government. Running in the elections and while most people believe that the cow is the best candidate, nobody except the other cow did not vote for her because we all think that it would be throwing their vote away.
LIBERALISM: You have two cows. What do you do with them is your business.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes . The government needs to take harmonica lessons.
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